Chaand Ko Guroor

Chaand Ko Guroor
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     976 views       Funny

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