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Mar, 24 2012     3 chars (1 sms)     1643 views       Funny

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See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.
Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, posters nd lots more Aftr marriage- Painkilers, Loan papr, Unpaid bils..
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!
Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.
Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".