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Mar, 24 2012 3 chars (1 sms) 1623 views Funny

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!

Marriage is a three

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Wife looks in mirror

Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"

I Know Alcohol's bad

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Smile to old means

Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

When u read my

When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest

Could u fax me

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""

Definition of a Nurse

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Phone na kia karo

Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR

Think u r sitting

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, u know...?" Intel inside, mental outside ".ha..ha..ha..

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