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Mar, 24 2012     3 chars (1 sms)     1551 views       Funny

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A motorist hits a sparrow.He tuk d unconscious bird,put in a cage wid bread n water.Bird wakes up,luks around n screamsSALAKHENMyGod,I hv killed d motorist
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Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
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An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.