American:Oh God

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American:Oh God
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
  
Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     934 views       Funny

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