American:Oh God

American:Oh God
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
  

Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     969 views       Funny

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Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!
Wife se love kro,No life wthout wifeWife achhi hoti hai use pyar krna chahiye.Wife k prati wafadar aur imandar raho"WIFE KISKI HAI?"does not matter
A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist