What a MARRIED

What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....

Jan, 13 2012 146 chars (1 sms) 1286 views Funny

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L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

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