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What a MARRIED
What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....
  
Jan, 13 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1341 views       Funny

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Chaand Ko Guroor
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If paper is vry tuf
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Lakh koshish karu bhulane
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Why do U think I
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
Jara sambhal ke
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When a Man Opens
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Once a boy askd
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Men want 3qualities
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Position of a husband
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Tumhaara intezaar karte
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Ek yug tha jab log
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We cannot grant
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