99 SAAL ka ek

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99 SAAL ka ek
99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
  
Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     807 views       Funny

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Best punishment dat
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Always keep a picture
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The wise never
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First Person: My
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Ab tak meri life
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U love sumone.
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