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Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
  
Jan, 13 2012     56 chars (1 sms)     947 views       Funny

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE
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Padhai karo fail
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Chandni raat thi
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Medical Shayari When
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Some one.......miss u
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i love U ilove U
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The last fight
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If marriages r made
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I ve written nice
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