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Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

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Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi

Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

SITA k vanvas jaane

SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!

In India, parents say

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

Prayer of an ideal

Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law

70% of College studnts

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

Laila ki shadi mey

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

I am a killer

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Teacher : usne khudkhushi

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

Jo Jeete Wo SikandrJo Haare Wo Jail Ke AndarJo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki JhappiJo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi

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