Dil ka dard dil

Dil ka dard dil
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney
  

Jan, 13 2012     172 chars (2 sms)     970 views       Funny

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