Padhai karo fail

Padhai karo fail
Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.
  

Jan, 13 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     8251 views       Funny

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