Kitne din ho gaye

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Kitne din ho gaye
Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO
  
Jan, 14 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     781 views       Funny

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