Kitne din ho gaye

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO

Jan, 14 2012 146 chars (1 sms) 974 views Funny

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kya aap ko

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so,sweet ur

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Vajpayee was talking

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This cat, is cat,

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Unlike others, your

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar

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Some One Is Loving

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Tere gum me tarap

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There r only 2

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