Kitne din ho gaye

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO

Jan, 14 2012 146 chars (1 sms) 797 views Funny

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