A B C D E F G H I

A B C D E F G H I
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?
  

Jan, 13 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1077 views       Funny

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