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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?
  
Jan, 13 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1153 views       Funny

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To live a life, one
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Stress is when you
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One american boy
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How can one reduce
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If marriages r made
If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Brain is very important
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Best punishment dat
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What men want?
What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.
once a ant and
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ONCE UPON A TIME
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