Ek chipkali ne gana

Ek chipkali ne gana
Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......
  

Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1439 views       Funny

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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.