Ek chipkali ne gana

Ek chipkali ne gana
Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......
  

Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1453 views       Funny

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