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Think well, Plan
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
  
Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     1014 views       Funny

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God:I cant be
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Kripya Dhyan de
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I've written a
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If u see the moon
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Girls heart is like
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Alcohol doesn't solve
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Dost mere marne
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The last fight
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