sharab hai to

sharab hai to
sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
  

Jan, 13 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     1135 views       Funny

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Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
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Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!