What is the diff.between

What is the diff.between
What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
  

Jan, 13 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     777 views       Funny

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