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In India, parents say
In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"
  
Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     777 views       Funny

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Which is d most
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wat is d diffrnce
wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
************** Kash mere
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Khuda ne JAb tujhe
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God:I cant be
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Duniya mein bewafai
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Great Calculation: Only
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I Know Alcohol's bad
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Mon to Sun,
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