1 day u'll B srprisd

1 day u'll B srprisd
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
  

Jan, 14 2012     173 chars (2 sms)     912 views       Funny

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