happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"