The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!

Ye pyar b ajeeb cheez hai.Maa se ho to mamta.papa se ho to kartavya.Bhai se ho to dharm.Behen se ho to farz.Aur biwi se ho to...Sonumonuchotupappu

When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..

Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai