U Ned Heart Ye

U Ned Heart Ye Dil Apka Hua U Ned Frnd Mujse Dosti Karoge U Ned Joy Dhom Machaly Dhom U Ned Hlp Main Hu Na U Ned Cash Hum Apke HAIN Kaun?

Jan, 13 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1500 views Funny

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The wise never

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U Ned Heart Ye

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