U Ned Heart Ye

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U Ned Heart Ye
U Ned Heart Ye Dil Apka Hua U Ned Frnd Mujse Dosti Karoge U Ned Joy Dhom Machaly Dhom U Ned Hlp Main Hu Na U Ned Cash Hum Apke HAIN Kaun?
  
Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1251 views       Funny

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Behind every successful man,
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Phone na kia karo
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