Lips jab lips se

Lips jab lips se
Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai . . . . . . . . . Hamesha galath mat socha karo. Muh band ho jata hai aur kya..
  

Jan, 13 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     876 views       Funny

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ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
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