In a park two

In a park two
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
  

Jan, 13 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     776 views       Funny

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