CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     3353 views       Funny

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If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!
Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.