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Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Whats the most confusing

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Hi Kaise ho?

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The last fight

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

It takes 15 trees

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an IDEA can

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The three dreams

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Vajpayee was talking

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Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

Promise me v r

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Teacher : usne khudkhushi

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Wats d diff btwn

Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies? A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies & Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.

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