CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     3216 views       Funny

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whats d diff betwen problem,talent & skill?2 boys luv 1 grl =problem!1 boy luvs 2 grls =talent!If the two lovers r sisters each other then that is skill..
For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !
Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"