CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     2874 views       Funny

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Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.
Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.
Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...