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CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     2765 views       Funny

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Help a man when he
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It's the sweetest
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A small argument betwn
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Smile to old means
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Dark were those
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Sir to Student: What
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once a ant and
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When sadness fills
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