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CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     3015 views       Funny

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I Wrote your Name
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Lost in a zoo
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Gud Morning… Kindly
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It is difficult to
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
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Dil ka dard dil
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney
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If u see the moon
If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!
Ho gayi galti humse
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Police officeExcuse
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Khuda kare tujhe
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