CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     3032 views       Funny

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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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