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CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     2871 views       Funny

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Dreams make all
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Old people used
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India is a peace
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