A person askd

A person askd
A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1026 views       Funny

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