Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man,
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     708 views       Funny

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sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
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I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u" Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too..v, x , y , z !!
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.