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Despite the Old
Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
  
Jan, 13 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     971 views       Funny

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