Keep all ur troubles

Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

Jan, 13 2012 77 chars (1 sms) 901 views Funny

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Life is difficult,full of

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Unmarried girl got

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Wisest thought of the

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Question-What is the

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I cannot hide

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