Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"

Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..

Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.

MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement