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Sweetest Kiss is on
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
  
Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     733 views       Funny

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The last fight
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