Sweetest Kiss is on

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1741 views Funny

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A Noble Award winner

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Alcohol doesn't solve

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Teachers are those

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Tip to reduce alcohal

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Girls heart is like

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I've been arrested

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