Sweetest Kiss is on

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1157 views Funny

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