Sweetest Kiss is on

Sweetest Kiss is on
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1550 views       Funny

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Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
Class rooms are like Train:1st 2 benches r Executive coaches- Reservd 4 VIP!Middle 2 r General cmprtmnt! &Last 2 are Sleeper class!!
U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.
************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"