From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.