Sweetest Kiss is on

Sweetest Kiss is on
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1394 views       Funny

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************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"
Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
Ye pyar b ajeeb cheez hai.Maa se ho to mamta.papa se ho to kartavya.Bhai se ho to dharm.Behen se ho to farz.Aur biwi se ho to...Sonumonuchotupappu
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
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