True Frnd is like

True Frnd is like
True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
  

Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1247 views       Funny

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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
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hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang
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Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
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