True Frnd is like

True Frnd is like
True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
  

Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1001 views       Funny

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