True Frnd is like

True Frnd is like
True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
  

Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1322 views       Funny

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Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
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% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % Kya Dekh rahe ho Machhar hai mar do...
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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