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True Frnd is like
True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
  
Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1019 views       Funny

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Padhai karo fail
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Husband & wife are
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
American:Oh God
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
I saw six men
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
An engineering student
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Ek aadmi ne apne
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Dost mere marne
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Defination of a NURSE
Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
teacher : usne
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Definition of a Nurse
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
How to catch
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Always keep a picture
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