I Know Alcohol's bad

I Know Alcohol's bad
I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     3032 views       Funny

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Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,dosti hui to paheli thi,pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,aur shadi hui to pata chalagrant road ki CHAMELI thi.
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Pehle Dedar... Phir Yaar... Phir Ikraar... Phir Pyaar... Phir Intezar... Phir Takrar... Uske baad Sari Mehnat Bekar... At Last aur Ek Devdas in the Beear Bar.
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Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses