I Know Alcohol's bad

I Know Alcohol's bad
I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     3045 views       Funny

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Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.
Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."
Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...
Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....
AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.
You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!