I Know Alcohol's bad

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 3061 views Funny

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CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR

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When a Man Opens

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PLEASE DON'T SEND

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The Japanese have

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sharab hai to

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ek din Tarzan

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A person askd

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I Know Alcohol's bad

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