I Know Alcohol's bad

I Know Alcohol's bad
I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     2960 views       Funny

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