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God:I cant be
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1156 views       Funny

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She is HOt!She is
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Wife hints 2
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70% of College studnts
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Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark
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Behind every successful man,
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
Hello, this is GOD
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Love Starts Frm
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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE
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Sometime my mind asks
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an IDEA can
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Light can replace
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