God:I cant be

God:I cant be
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     921 views       Funny

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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....
At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!
If u r stressed, you"ll get pimples.. if u cry,u"ll get wrinkles.. So, y don"t u smile & get dimples?"""
Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,