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How can U cut a road?Hint: Hee hee ha haNai samje?:-)By smiling!Haste-2 kat jae raste, zindagi yuhi chalti raheSo keep smiling!

Jan, 13 2012 127 chars (1 sms) 1121 views Funny

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