How can U cut

How can U cut
How can U cut a road?Hint: Hee hee ha haNai samje?:-)By smiling!Haste-2 kat jae raste, zindagi yuhi chalti raheSo keep smiling!
  

Jan, 13 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1151 views       Funny

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