It's the sweetest

It's the sweetest
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
  

Jan, 14 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Funny

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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR