It's the sweetest

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Jan, 14 2012 160 chars (1 sms) 1071 views Funny

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if I was a Painter

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Why do men spend

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Dost mere marne

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HOW LUV CHANGES-B4

HOW LUV CHANGES-B4 marriage:roses r red, violets r blue, u r beautiful, i luv u!After marriage:roses r dead, i'm blue, u get on my nerves, someday i'll kill u!

************** Kya bindas

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Kash Life aisi hoti

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All married men

All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

To live a life, one

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Height Of Confusion

Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it

Love Starts Frm

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Unlike others, your

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

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