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It's the sweetest
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
  
Jan, 14 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1046 views       Funny

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