Company kee ladkiyaan

Company kee ladkiyaan
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
  

Jan, 14 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1033 views       Funny

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Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.
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