Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.

In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.

From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai