Company kee ladkiyaan

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Jan, 14 2012 96 chars (1 sms) 1063 views Funny

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To live a life, one

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The most effective

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Wat is difference

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TeachIf U hv 12

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Could u fax me

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