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Company kee ladkiyaan
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
  
Jan, 14 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1080 views       Funny

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
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Wisest thought of the
Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
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If u r stressed,
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Why is Gandhiji smiling on
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Have u ever seen
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I mixed RUM in
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How to develop positive
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Arz kiya hai.. ki
Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
When a Man Opens
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