Company kee ladkiyaan

Company kee ladkiyaan
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
  

Jan, 14 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1014 views       Funny

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