A kid went 2school

A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?

Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 864 views Funny

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A kid went 2school

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