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Which buildings has
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
  
Jan, 13 2012     60 chars (1 sms)     962 views       Funny

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Not every flower
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He said.Do u love
He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
Santa: I am so
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Two birds sitting
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I am a killer
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Khidki se dekha
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MY eyes DETECTED
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How do you express
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friends jaldi check karo
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When I cry
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