happy birthday to u!!!

happy birthday to u!!!
happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!
  

Jan, 13 2012     172 chars (2 sms)     827 views       Funny

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