Socha tha har

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 913 views Funny

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U cAn control ur

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U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

if a wife cries

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

If marriages r made

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

When you are in love

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

me aur meri tanhayee

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Alcohol doesn't solve

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Hamari dua hai aapko

Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..

Tere gum me tarap

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Next generation Child

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