Socha tha har

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 1011 views Funny

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so Sweet is ur

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************** Kash mere

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I am a killer

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Love is like programming

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Ho gayi galti humse

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