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Girls heart is like
Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1190 views       Funny

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