Girls heart is like

Girls heart is like
Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1184 views       Funny

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..
Most peoplehave 5 senses.Some peoplehave 6 senses.But u r blessedwith 7 senses.An extra senseisNON SENSE
How can U cut a road?Hint: Hee hee ha haNai samje?:-)By smiling!Haste-2 kat jae raste, zindagi yuhi chalti raheSo keep smiling!
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.
When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..