How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!

ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear

Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2