A depressed person

A depressed person
A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
  

Jan, 13 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1442 views       Funny

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