************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement

i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -