if I was a Painter

if I was a Painter
if I was a Painter u wud b myPaintng if I was an Authoru wud b my Story if I was a Poetu wud b myPoem bt un4tunatly I'm a Cartoonist.
  

Jan, 13 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1951 views       Funny

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