if I was a Painter

if I was a Painter u wud b myPaintng if I was an Authoru wud b my Story if I was a Poetu wud b myPoem bt un4tunatly I'm a Cartoonist.

Jan, 13 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1929 views Funny

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I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

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Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!

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