Clouds r white

Clouds r white
Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.
  

Jan, 13 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     767 views       Funny

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