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It's important to
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  
Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1102 views       Funny

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Everyone says ''Behind
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1 day u'll B srprisd
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Telling A Lie Is
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Eating rotten fruit
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God made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
Ek chipkali ne gana
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Don't take life
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A small argument betwn
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
Brain is very important
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Teachers are those
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
Find keys in
Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.
Think u r sitting
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