It's important to

It's important to
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  

Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     982 views       Funny

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Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
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Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
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