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It's important to
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  
Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     973 views       Funny

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Promise Me That We
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Ur very specil for
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so Sweet is ur
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Do you know
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What is Education
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Advertisement of a beauty
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Lost in a zoo
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When u read my
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
The difference betwin
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Ladki ek aisi paheli
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