It's important to

It's important to
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  

Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Funny

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PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--