Siddhu ki MAA ko

Siddhu ki MAA ko
Siddhu ki MAA ko gussa kab aata hai?jb Siddhu laughter challenge me has has kr contestant se kehta hai,bs kar mere BAAP
  

Jan, 13 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1450 views       Funny

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