Wisest thought of the

Wisest thought of the
Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
  

Jan, 13 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     880 views       Funny

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when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.