Wisest thought of the

Wisest thought of the
Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
  

Jan, 13 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     956 views       Funny

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Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?
Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!
How to develop positive thinking?Ans: Watch F-TV b'coz u always think arey yaar...ok..thek hai...ye nahi to agli model ke kapde mai se kuch jaroor dikhega.