Men want 3qualities

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.

Jan, 13 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 1060 views Funny

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The three dreams

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Biology teacher-There

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Sun wouldn’t be red,

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ONCE UPON A TIME

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sharab hai to

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From Mon to Sun

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If Reliance group launches

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Wife:Yester-night I

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wat is d diffrnce

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Alcohol doesn't solve

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"LUV" ke bare

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