Men want 3qualities

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.

Jan, 13 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 1052 views Funny

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Forest king Virappan

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Ek aadmi ne apne

Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.

Unmarried girl got

Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident

Great Calculation: Only

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

Whats the most confusing

Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!

Har mard ki life dekho

Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

5 reasons why

5 reasons why I like u. 1-u r never boring. 2-u know how 2 bring a smile on my face. 3-u r always on my side 4-u r perfect 5-u r always fooled by me.

Brain is very important

Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

Definition of a Nurse

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Position of a husband

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

Jab koi baat bigad

Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..

Beta bola "papa

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

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