Men want 3qualities

Men want 3qualities
Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     942 views       Funny

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