Men want 3qualities

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Men want 3qualities
Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.
  
Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     996 views       Funny

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