India is a peace lovin country but the medals we have won in Olympics are ONLY in wrestling, boxing n shooting ! Strange!

Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

What is dSimilarity between a Successful Acountantand anAttractive Girl?...both r very conscious about their 'FIGURES'

In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Pehle Dedar... Phir Yaar... Phir Ikraar... Phir Pyaar... Phir Intezar... Phir Takrar... Uske baad Sari Mehnat Bekar... At Last aur Ek Devdas in the Beear Bar.

He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.

If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.