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I think drinking
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
  
Jan, 14 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     875 views       Funny

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Hey, I just got
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A man said his
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The wise never
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i love U ilove U
i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha
When sadness fills
When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..
Agar apne DIMAG
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Har mard ki life dekho
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Some One Is Loving
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zindagi behal hai
zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
mat kiya karo
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The last fight
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
U cAn control ur
U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

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