Wads d diff btwen Gandhi

Wads d diff btwen Gandhi
Wads d diff btwen Gandhi,Musharraf & Lalu?Gandhi-Didnt knw wats lie,Musharraf-Dsnt knw wads d truthLalu-Dsnt know d diff btwn lie n truth
  

Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1022 views       Funny

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