Love is like programming

Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Jan, 13 2012 96 chars (1 sms) 1045 views Funny

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Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

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Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!

A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service...

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

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