Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"