Love is like programming

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Love is like programming
Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
  
Jan, 13 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     1578 views       Funny

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He said.Do u love
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Unmarried girl got
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i love U ilove U
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How can one reduce
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Honey Said,"I'm
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