Wife:Yester-night I

Wife:Yester-night I
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     795 views       Funny

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