There was this woman

There was this woman
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
  

Jan, 13 2012     238 chars (2 sms)     1051 views       Funny

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