There was this woman

There was this woman
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
  

Jan, 13 2012     238 chars (2 sms)     1096 views       Funny

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Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
TeachIf U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? SAHIL: 3 New Galfrndz!
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!