Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours, the men it remembers.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm.